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"Mr. Nice Guy" is the sixth and final song on the demo OU818.

Lyrics Edit

There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you

'Cuz I'm pottie, trained like a great dane

Have a nice day

Incubus in disguise, Lord of the flies

A pile of shit dressed up to appetize

The main course, degradation a la mode

You accept the invitation

I know how to treat a lady

I'm a fountain of love like Christ

So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls

Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet

In a vacuum, in a tornado, in a black hole

Turbulent, whirlpool

Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend

I think I need a foxy terrier

With a capital T that rhymes with D

That stands for derriere

To bark for me and keep me company

You look so nice

With your nose in the dirt

You're my puppy

Bend over and lick yourself

And when you sleep, I'm sitting on your chest

Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta do, do

Doggie bitch, let me drill my own hole

I don't need a seed to grow my dick weed

I'm the one you want, the one you get

Shit sucking, butt fucking nerd

I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist

I shit, you eat my poop, you shit, I eat your poop

I shit, an infinite push pull

Hedonism trading fours

You scratch my back I'll scratch yours

Incubus, suck your butt

Like Dick and Jane, the K9 method is fucking insane

It's love, it's dog eat dog, eat dog

With a capital D that rhymes with tree

That stands for pee pee

Your knight in shining armor

Ain't no nice guy at all

I am the devil who's under the skin

I hide in the smile and aim for the quim

God is my tactic and nature's my game

Forget all your opinions, baby

Because I will always win, lesbian

The ritual, I urinate chivalry

Instinctual 'cuz I'm such a gentleman

You look so nice with your nose in the dirt